Happy New Year from the Self-Made Monkeys! Our resolution this year is to help others. So we’re producing videos to help you – Bob and Suzie Regular Pants – improve your lives. In that spirit, we proudly present to you our entry in the Doritos Crash the Super Bowl commercial contest. Consider it our instructional guide to what NOT to do on a date.

Check it at http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

AND for each one of you who CLICK HERE TO WATCH ON YOUTUBE and comment we’ll donate $1 to the Save The Tiger Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to protecting of one of our planet’s most beloved treasures, the endangered Tiger Woods.

Hey Monkey Lovers - we've missed you. Sorry we've been gone, but daddy's been on a long business trip. Of course we brought something back for you. Here's some behind the scenes photos from the commercial we entered in the Doritos Crash The Super Bowl contest. Winner airs during the Super Bowl, gets a big fat check and 47 virgins!

Why is everyone staring at me?

It's not what it looks like. This was totally consensual.

I just farted in the dog's face.

Best crew in the biz, hard at work.