We live in difficult times. It seems that around every corner lurks something to fear. And that fear has slowly turned to hate – a destructive emotion that is tearing our country apart. There’s no one to blame for the panic and uncertainty in which our nation finds itself. So let’s stop the hate. Let’s stop blaming the sweet, innocent pigs.

The barrage of unjust attacks on the entire pig population weighs heavily on our hearts and that’s why we’ve founded the Swine Defamation League – an organization dedicated to supporting the loyal group of animals that has provided us with millennia of taste bud tantalization and has asked for nothing in return.

So now every time you buy Self-Made Monkeys merchandise we will donate $1 to the SDL. We hope to give a voice to a species that has been taken for granted far too long and blamed for an illness it contracted by some disgusting, flu-ridden bird that pooped on it. It’s time to take a stand for the poor, defenseless swine who’ve sacrificed themselves for us in the name of good taste. Support SMM and support the SDL: http://www.zazzle.com/selfmademonkeys