Monkeys aren’t human, but without the human race we couldn’t ride bicycles in the circus, get shot in the face by poachers and make sexy time with Sigourney Weaver in the movies, so we want the human race to live long and prosper. That’s why we’ve created yet another public service announcement to ensure your safety and well-being.

We’re here to help, not like those evil swine and birds. So please share this video with someone you love.

Check it out on our home page: http://www.selfmademonkeys.com

Or check it out on YOUTUBE or MYSPACE where you can leave us your very own personalized comment!

Thanks for watching!

Just when we thought having a website couldn’t get any cooler, we get a visitor from our favorite former Yugoslavian state and the 77th country to hit up our little self-made page, the Republic of Macedonia.  With an unemployment rate of 37%, we can’t say it’s a surprise that someone was bored enough to find us.  Okay, we’re not gonna lie to you, this curious Macedonian probably wasn’t actually looking for us.  He landed on one of our blog pages about Internet Porn 1994 appearing on Comedy Central, no doubt searching for the kind of internet porn video that features actual sexual activity, as opposed to a short video that features actual adult immaturity.  But a hit is a hit is a hit.  So thanks to you, horny Macedonian, for stopping by our website before undeniably moving on to some hardcore girl on girl on guy on girl on horse action.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC OF HORNY MACEDONIA!

These are difficult times.  The financial crisis, a war overseas, global warming, celebrities stealing babies from Africa - they've all affected us or someone we love. So we decided to do something about it.

We created a public service announcement that could not only change your life, it could SAVE your life. And we're not even asking for anything in return. We just put it out there on the webernet. And Revver.com was responsible enough to post it on their home page for the entire world to view. No thanks necessary, humanity. That's just how we do.