Our apologies to those of you who've come here for some good old fashioned Monkey entertainment, only to find a whole bunch of nothing. The site that hosts the vast majority of our videos apparently went on a bender last night, still feels like crap and doesn't want to get out of bed.

So it looks like we'll have to change hosts. In the meantime, head over to our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YouTube's been sober for months. Thanks!

Mark your calendars for the big day, February 2, 2009!  That's when groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil will not only predict the weather for the next six weeks, but also tune into 'Atom TV' on Comedy Central @ 2:30am (or earlier if you have one of them fancy satellites, check your local listings) to watch our short "Internet Porn 1994".  

Phil doesn't normally get up this early as there is no sun to cast his shadow yet, but he's making an exception this year because that dude just loves the Self-Made Monkeys.  So be sure to stay up late Monday night, or better yet - set your Tivos to record.  That way you can just watch it over and over and over again like we and our furry little friend will be doing.  Enjoy!

Happy New Year!  Can you believe it's 2009?  According to science fiction of the 60's we should all be flying to work this year to support our Martian wife and half-alien babies, while planning our next vacation to that very, very cool resort on Jupiter, where the drinks are always cold and the nipples are always hard.   

Allow us to pop your 2009 cork with 2 commercials we made for Doritos. Watch ‘em here or head over to MYSPACE or YOUTUBE to see them with different colored backgrounds!!  

And in a few days, when you break your New Years resolution to lose weight – fatten up on some Doritos.  Those things are tasty!