Apr. 07, 2012
EASTER JESUS RAP VIDEO WITH DIRECTORS COMMENTARY
Jesus Christ is back and he's got bunny rabbits, colored (that's racist!) eggs, and mad rappin' skills! Checkout DJ JC's breakout hit "Easter Jesus" now with DIRECTORS' COMMENTARY! Get inside the minds of the creators of this controversial video. Find out their stance on religion, politics, sex, drugs, Cadbury Eggs and everything in between. This is unlike anything you've ever heard before - unless you spend a lot of time at horse races doing hallucinogenic drugs - then you've probably heard something like it. Enjoy and Happy Easter everybody!
And CLICK HERE to check out the original #1 top hit smash rap video sensation EASTER JESUS!
Jan. 03, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The Self-Made Monkeys wish you and yours a very happy, healthy and prosperous 2011.
In the spirit of the holidays, we all try to turn the other cheek, but in the event that you just have to throw down - give us a call. Monkeys have the strength of 4 average men, 12 Justin Biebers and 66 Snookis.
Much Monkey Love,
Jun. 02, 2010
All we want to do is make you laugh, but in the process it appears we've created our own little United Nations. We've now had visitors from 100 countries pop onto our monkeysite and in a world in which everyone seems to be stressed out and on edge and cheating on their hot wives, it feels good to bring people even just a tiny bit of comic relief.
But it's strange that the viewer from the 100th country lives in Bermuda. Really? Bermuda? We can't imagine why anyone in a country this beautiful...
... would want to boot up a computer to watch our stupid shit on the web, but we're betting it's an American on vacation. God bless America and your compulsion with the world wide interwebnet! We love ya!